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how to makes an movie how to makes an movie

Rated 5 / 5 stars


I use these tips to make an movie. I actually made 2 of it.
It have no gay squirrels
and it have lots of breadfruit

TruffleClock responds:

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ps - Be warned that, just as with user reviews, once you submit a response, you cannot edit it or remove it. So choose your words carefully!

All NG Fads Die!!! 4.2!!! All NG Fads Die!!! 4.2!!!

Rated 2 / 5 stars

Not great.

It looks like you guys tried and tried quite hard, but the thing that gets to me is that this fails to be actually entertaining. It might be a way for the artists to relieve stress. Believe me, I have nothing against killing fads, but there was hardly an inclusion of Foamy, who I believe to be a cocksucking demon who emerged from some goth punk's ass.
HOWEVER, the visuals were good…ish…all the sketchy FBF makes it seem too emo for me.
Holy Hell, this review is getting to be long.
So, in conclusion, I don't like movies that don't make me laugh, especially Flash movies.

MACception responds:

Eh, sorry dude. Hopefully the next one, or a future one will make you laugh, as it's in our intention. I got 1 thing to say though:

REVIEW 69 BABY!!! what choo wearin'?


[CC] BFC clock day [CC] BFC clock day

Rated 5 / 5 stars


Has been cancelled.

Aw mayun.


BreadFruitLock responds:

Happy Clock day!

Technologic Technologic

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

This shouldn't be in the portal.

It belongs in NG alphas.
It's part of NG Mag.

nonexistentguacamole responds:

sorry, but i fail to know where any violence is in this movie...

Lord of the Clocks pt. 1a Lord of the Clocks pt. 1a

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


It looked very good, and I liked the voice acting. There's just not much humor in Speakonia voices. i hope part 2 comes out soon.

Red Wine Red Wine

Rated 4 / 5 stars


Not much else to say :D

Melior responds:

I thank you very much for your review and hope you have a happy clockday of a hundred estatic cats jumping off a high-speed condore at 9000000 billion miles above the ground going faster then the speed of light.

Can't touch this! Can't touch this!

Rated 4 / 5 stars

happy klawk-dhey

family guy is teh best.
Although not much happens graphically.

l1fty responds:

Y hallo thar cherry coke


Broken Clocks Broken Clocks

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Great voice acting

People can still have good voices on a Mac :)

RenegadeClock responds:

Yay for Mac!

Happy Clock Day!

The Fuhrer The Fuhrer

Rated 5 / 5 stars


Happy clockday

HarmonyClock responds:

Wish I was there =]

Clocks of War Clocks of War

Rated 4 / 5 stars

HAppy Clock Day!

I freakin' died too early.